Reject them back!

Dear sir/madam,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.

I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.

Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.

Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

Harilaos Vasiliadis

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found at John Kador's website

Put some fun in your life!

Are you still stressing over trivial things?
When are you going to start enjoying your life more?

Check out The Eight Irresistible Principles of Fun.

You might find them silly initially, like the spam emails being forwarded around the world each day... but you know that, in principle, they are right!

It is time to live your life more fun, more halara!

"Don't take life too seriously.
You will not get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard, publisher

HALARA goes on STRIKE !!

After such a long time of oppression and unfair treatment, "Halara!" has unanimously decided to go on strike!

We demand:
  • The greek government to recognise us as an official promoter of the Greek spirit.
  • Every internet user to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS.
  • The direction of blogger to pay us a 2% of all profits.
  • World peace.
In parallel with the strike, there will be a public protest in many big cities of Greece (Athens, Thessaloniki, Patras, Kozani, Rethymno) and the world (Venice, Rio de Janeiro,...). We will be dressed wih fancy clothers to make an impression, shouting our demands and singing revolutionary songs - you can't miss us! Everyone is welcome to join our cause!!

We will not give in unless all our demands are satisfied.
HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!!


(The truth is I'm just going to Athens for a few days for the carnival... Enjoy!)